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The Interview on 20/20 with Diane Sawyer, not!

Today, I had the privilege to interview one of Bollywood's upcoming young talent - Leong. If Leong was only a girl, I'd pee in my pants having to wait my turn to interview him. The Sun newspaper was just in front of me. I mean c'mon, I thought the only thing these guys were interested in were Beckham and that Spice Girl.

And so, it was my turn in interview Leong! You see, Celebs ought to be treated as intelligent people, up there with the big politicans... so i came prepared to test Leong's mantle with some of the world's toughest interview questions.

Spy(S): Hi Leong, wats up ma nigger?

Leong(L): (taken aback) Hi Spy.

S: Now let's start proper.... What have you been up to lately?

L: I have been recently involved with this company, Exam.com and bought up many shares in this up and coming company. Its based in the NTU EEE industry and even though i had lots of success in the past with such IPOs, this investment seems to have garnered a mixed response from the market. Once bullish and reliable, the stocks have indeed seem to show weird trends. Will i succeed? This leaves to be seen as i plan to stop investing on the 5th of May.

S: You could eat it after that, can you? I could do with some chicken stock. Yup. Yummy....

L: (blur look) urmm. ya. okay.

S: Next! Sex or rugby? Why?

L: Sex, cos im naughty in bed.

S: Hahahahha. you got me there. Always knew you to be into sports, but everybody has his/her secrets. So if you can be part of the Crazy Horse cabaret performance as the only male performing artiste, what kind of a role would you like to take up? And why?

L: I would be the pole for the pole dancers. Enough said.

S: Oh your good. good answer! I am sure the girls are getting hot now. Now a question i am sure the people of cartoonland are eager to know. In your honest opinion, do you think Kyle Broflovski and Stan Marsh from South Park are gay?

L: Nope, but i think eric cartman rules!! cheesy poofs!

S: (turns away to cough) -whispers to the camera- Ya rite. -rolls eyes-

S: (readjusting back into the chair) Another question that touches my heart deeply and I am sure yours too (it's been proven that Spy and Leong are sensitive new age guys)... If you can raise funds for research to find a cure for spinocerebral degeneration disease, what would you do, given you can only use a $5 bill, a black marker, a used vanguard sheet, and pair of running shoes?

L: I would use the 5 dollar bill to buy new vanguard sheets and use the black marker to draw out posters of my impending fund-raiser...."THE RACE OF LOVE", with my running shoes, i will jog ard the world and hopefully garner enough money to fund a research programme and of cos , give me millions to retire and lead a comfortable life after.

S: Your a good man. Now for a question close to your heart, list 3 important factors you think your ideal room mate must have, and why? Before you answer, i understand you have been going through a rough patch trying to find a room for the night in school, I would like to offer my sympathies and help of course!

L: (tears) yep... (3 factors namely are)shower me with tlc is cos its always nice to live in an enviroment where people care for one another, be willing to enjoy a fart-parade once in awhile cos i dun burp much, the air comes from the south, must not make me Roomless Leong. cos if im roomless, i wouldnt have a roomie anymore wont I?

S: Well, I can only hope that the somebody is reading this and realise the pain you are undergoing. Any last words for your fans?

L: Last word for my fans......thanks for gracing this blog and making this website a rousing success so far, we are currently on our target to (bring down) Xiaxue from her throne. Continue to be crappy and be happy my friends! Yes not forgetting, I love my wife so much! Love u sweets! And special thanks to _______ for ___ efforts to maintain the blog to keep spirits up during this broing exam period. Peace!

S: Thanks for being on The Interviw with me.

L: Pleasure's mine.

Leong's Chelsea

Leong supports Chelsea FC. He stays in Singapore. They stay in London.

The days where Chelsea FC were decent lot are long gone. It pains me to see how money grubbing they have become. Does Leong has anything to say? Nope. All he does is go "Chelsea! Chelsea!"

I just don't get it sometimes.

A tribute to the team I once called Chelsea.

Lose Weight, Mr Leong!

Leong is currently hanging at 78kg. He needs to lose weight! Bad news people! Once he reaches 80kg, Leong will have to CEASE eating! Without food, Leong can go longer go on entertaining you folks! SO SAVE HIM AGAIN! (yes, this is some reality game show we're playing - THE BIGGEST LOSER (singapore edition))

You can do any of the following to help:-

1) If your in the physical fitness, gym, slimming & dieting industry, you may want to do your part and save him. Leong will endorse your brand in kindness.

2) Every 10 cents donated to the charity of your choice, he will run 1km, thus losing weight.

3) Everytime you spot Leong taking a snack, offer to eat it up for him. Free autograph with every gobble of his snack.

Juicy

Finally our hardworking photo illustrators have got a hold of Leong's quarter balls. However, as our site attracts a fair number of under 21s, we have no choince but to blacken out some portions of the illustrations. For queries, you may 1) like to use 'comments' below this entry or 2) email scandalous_people@gmail.com

Special thanks go out to Agent Teo and Tan. It has been hard on you.

The Ones Leong Couldn't Fish

The Ex

Leong's Ex. (He is now in love with someone else much better.)

Leong's Dream

2-3 nights ago, Leong dreamt of a giant worm, a grub. Apparently , our star was playing soccer in make-belief land. He kicked the ball into a nearby pipe containing shit. The pipe started to break, and there, shit started to ooze out of the pipe. Soon enough, the pipe expanded and there, in front of him stood a 5-storey high monster made of shit! It was reported that the so-called monster shit gloop was a transformer of some sort and looked like a Volvo truck. He can't remembers what happens after. Hahahahahahahaha.

I, of course, found it amusing. What's more funny is that there is no conclusion to what I've just wrote, as our star himself is rather shy to add anything more. Random thougths from Leong.... just a sneak preview into the beautiful mind of Leong, for all you die hard Leonganatics.

Stay tuned as we'll be delving into the profile of Leong! To let you people know more intimately about Leong... muhaha.

Limited Edition Leong Baseball Cap!

Stand a chance to win a LIMITED edition "Leong for President" baseball cap!
Refer to previous post for details. Save Leong now! He doesn't deserve to be homeless in school!

Post Sunderland Blues

I think we're doing okay. Few people have actually came up and ask us to blog their lives. But hey, if your lives are interesting, drop us a mail at scandalous_people@gmail.com and we may just pop on by and interview you. To see if you fit the bill.

Few have requested a spyonteo.blogspot.com journal to be set-up. We're toying on the idea. Very marketable indeed. Heard MTV is interested in that, so we've got to act fast. Seriously, many people are really interested in the 'secret room' theory and the works and of course, Teo's daily habits. Tune in for updates.

Oh, we still haven't caught a good glimpse of the much talked about chocolate salty quarter balls. Our photo correspondents are still on the hunt to get you the illustrations. So stay tuned.

Leong is asleep now. Like a pig no doubt. Drooling and thinking of johnson counters. Well, the self-proclaimed Boolean King is about to take centre stage yet again on Monday afternoon's crunch game against Digital Electronics. All action will be broadcast live from Sports and Recreation Centre 1330hrs onwards.

Leong may also have to relocate to another hostel room temporarily due to certain living arrangements that has been keeping him at a disadvantage. So why don't you save Leong now! Get him a shelter. How do you go about doing it? Simple. Just click on comments below and indicate your name and a reason why the school administration should help him in this respect. Your help is much appreciated!

Autograph Signing Session!

Apart from studying, Leong loves to tua people occasionally. I shall stop here.

Moving onto happier things, Leong will be at Jurong Point on 15th Apr 2006 for an autograph signing session. He also plans to cut his hair and have lunch there. For fans who want to have photos taken with him, please gather in front of Storm.

Chocolate Salty Quarter Balls

Let me say a few words:-

1) This blog does not follow 'The Truman Show'. It's more like the Adrain Mole diary. Lets call it "Leong - age 22 and three-quarters".

2) Together with the main lead, Leong, we're going to be famous, eventually overtake Xiaxue locally and dominate the international blogsphere with our sattire humour and good sense of wonderousness.

3) I have decided that if we should make this blog famous, we need 3 things or 6, depending on how u see it - 3 girls, Leong and a Pizza Place featured in this blog. Hence, since we only have Leong for now, i have decided to promote the blog by showing casing the infamous "quarter balls". Not golden mind you, but quarter. This should rake in the girls. (stay tuned for this!)

4) Currently, Leong is at Semi Con Tut 8, but he has retorted he doesn't know anything still. Probably still get an A+ without knowing anything. So continue not knowing anything Leong. It's alright. We're doing just fine, ain't we?

5) DISCLAMIER: This blog will eventually be the coolest thing online. It may not look like it to you now, but mind you, we hit 4 comments within the opening 15 mins. Go away if you don't have any faith in us. Don't crawl back to us for placing of your advertisements/virtual banners/birthday invitations when we get famous. For the offended (i.e. the one that studies way so hard but still can't get as good a grade as Leong), you may want to take this opportunity to realise your general incompetence, or just shut us out completely. We do not want to inflict you with Borderline Psychological Disorder. Hence with this cleared, we can get started proper.

Live Webcast from Nanyang Audi

Catch Lamps, or so as he calls himself on 13 Apr 06, 1330 - 1630hrs in nerd action tomorrow. Live Webcast of Leong doing Semi Con Exam from Nanyang Audi. Commentary by Peter Brackley.

It's 10pm. Time is Running Out.

Leong doesn't want to eat dinner all of a sudden. He wants to secretly study again. Doing his tutorials whilst his 'competitors' are eating. He is obsessed with interatomic spacing and conductors.

But he was eventually pulled out of that chair and made to eat dinner like all kindergarten children.

Day before 2003

Leong is always pretending to sleep. secretly studying away.... but i got his roomie to keep tabs on him!

daro says:
jus tellin u dat leong is shitting..

daro says:
den shower

daro says:
den will 'zz' a while

daro says:
i'll keep u updated

daro says:
haahhaa

keeballs says:
whahhaha

daro says:
i din tell u anything k

keeballs says:
www.spyonleong.blogspot.com

daro says:
haa...yup

daro says:
but he wun be sleepin tonite

daro says:
so..

daro says:
plz study harder n ace it before he does

daro says:
hahahahahahhaha

leong. beware!